Rage Bait Arena
The card game designed to ruin friendships.
Play the first online beta free. Sign up and we'll send you access. A chaotic battle card game created by 10-year-old Sam — attack your friends, reverse their attacks, steal their cards, make them regret sitting at the table.
Free. No deck required. We'll email you when your access is ready.
Watch us play2–4 Players • 10 Lives • Fast Games • 279 Beta Games Tested
10 Lives. One winner. Absolutely no mercy.
279
Beta games played
FREE
Online beta open
10
Year old creator
1
Mission: make it real
Get into the free online beta
We're opening the first online playtests. Sign up and you'll get access to the testing area plus updates as we break the game and build V4.
- Play the online beta
- Tell Sam what works and what doesn't
- Help shape V4
- Become a Founding Rage Baiter
60 seconds to learn
How to play
- 1
Draw a card
Build your hand of attacks, defences and chaos.
- 2
Attack someone
Pick a target and hit them where it hurts.
- 3
They can react
Block it, reverse it, or double it back at you.
- 4
Chaos begins
Combos stack, turns get stolen, friendships end.
- 5
Last player alive wins
Everyone starts with 10 lives. Only one keeps them.
The product
Meet the cards
Every card is built to flip the table. Here are six of the worst offenders.
Rage Quit
Drop someone to 1 Life.
Revenge
Send their attack back at DOUBLE damage.
Total Control
Control another player for 2 turns.
The Forgotten God
7 Lives damage.
Accent
Make another player speak in an accent for 3 turns.
Cursed Position
Congratulations. You're a zombie now.
The Creator
Meet Sam, age 10
“Sam didn't just come up with a game — he built Rage Bait from the ground up. Every card, every rule, every brutal twist came from his ideas. Now we have to take it to the next level.”
— Rod (Sam's Dad)
The Next Chapter
Artists wanted.
Sam designed every card, every rule, and every brutal twist. The pictures you see on this site are prototypes — made fast so we could print decks, play 250 games, and break the rules before we spent a dollar on final art.
That job is done. The game works. Now the cards need real hands.
We are looking for illustrators — students, emerging artists, and working professionals — to take Sam’s creatures, chaos cards and arena world and draw the finished edition. Not a polish pass on a generated image. Original artwork.
If you can make a Thunder Ape look like it might actually ruin game night, we want to talk.
The Online Beta
You're not just playing a game.You're helping build one.
Rage Bait Arena is still being developed, and that's exactly what makes this special. Play the online beta, break it, and tell Sam what V4 should be.
Play the Online Beta
Free access to the online testing area — no deck required.
Give Feedback
Tell Sam what works, what doesn't and what should change.
Shape V4
Community feedback influences the final game.
Become a Founding Rage Baiter
Join the beta before V4 launches and your name goes on this site.
Become a Founding Rage Baiter
Everyone who joins the online beta before V4 launches gets their name permanently recorded on this site — Founding Rage Baiter #001, #002, and on it goes. You were there while we were building it.
Want the physical cards too? The V3 Beta Deck is still available if you'd rather rage in real life.
Get the V3 Beta Deck
The Game
Game night, unleashed
Rage Bait Arena turns a normal card game into an all-out war. Every card, every rule, every brutal twist was designed to make your friends scream.
Fast & Brutal
Matches end in minutes. Every turn lands a punch.
Ruthless Combos
Stack effects, lock opponents out, and rage-quit guaranteed.
Chaotic Twists
Rules built to flip the table. Nobody is safe.
Created by Sam
Designed from the ground up by a 10-year-old card-game mastermind.